crowmunist:

me trying to wrap a christmas present

lady-johnlock:

saintbennithy:

12/21/12 is the Mayan Apocalypse

12/12/12 was the Tumblr Apocalypse

maybe the mayans were just dyslexic and we actually just went through the end of the world

sburblesscal:

sburblessrose started following you

HI ROSE!

Hello, Cal. I see you’ve finally learned how to use the computer.

“Caaaaaaaal!”

Rose slid down the banister of the staircase, her petite body landing next to the front door. She was all made up; today was the day they’d go on a spree to decorate her new home. “It’s time to go!” she called. Her voice echoed throughout the household. She waited.

shit-nick-korra-fans-say:

nothalfsocurious:

shit-nick-korra-fans-say:

Taylor Swift and Simon Cowell Powl? Really?

You’re selecting someone to be bestowed with almost godlike powers of elemental manipulation, and you choose Taylor Swift?

I CAN SEE IT NOW:

I just can’t earthbend

Especially not when we’re just friends

What am I supposed to do

I’m so in love with you

Oh yeah and the world might end or it might not

But who cares

Because you’re really hot

oh my god

funnymemeblog:

ohmagandhi:

funnymemeblog:

1990 was 600 years ago

actually it was 22 years ago

thanks

helioscentrifuge:

seriously who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let me on facebook

lumanous:

siblings doodle c: